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Not Dave
07/14/11 7:41:00 PM
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44 - Coffee Ninja

Value: 5.45million AP

Business: Pop Sensation

What you thought he'd be in coffee business or maybe a man who deals in the assassination business? Ha, Coffee Ninja is nothing more than party going teenage pop superstar. With hits such as 'Hardcore Candy' and 'Boom Boom Boom', Coffee Ninja is currently one of the world's bestselling artists around town.

Now he'd be richer if he wasn't dumb and hired agents and managers who didn't fleece him for all he's worth and the addiction to Rolex watches certainly doesn't help. You will always see him on the cover of Vanity Fair or Elle magazine sporting 42 of the lovely watches. Now Coffee is just about the least smart man on the list, relying on his singing voice more than anything, he's never written any songs, he has no education to speak of, he can't do basic math or even read this writeup. All he's told is sign this or sign that and sing into this mic. How do his employers get around all these problems for TV appearances and various interviews? Simple they use products designed by Leonhart to create exact lookalikes and with the magic of the PR machine owned by Princess Anri, there Coffee appears to be a normal teenage american to most TV audiences.

But this thick user's time at the top is probably limited, once he hits 20, boom he gone.

(this is all i've found so far)

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