From: SBell0105 | #033
Start crying, beg her to divorce him and marry you.
Tell her you've got a car running out back waiting for the two of you.
Obviously hilarious but completely distasteful and not happening.
If it was a smaller crowd that's going to hear the speech, I could literally make this joke work because they know how close we are and that it's not even remotely close to how I really feel. But too many people I don't feel quite that comfortable with.
From: snailien | #034
Don't you know you're supposed to marry your best friend?
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