CleverBot: Because I trust you.
Stranger: no u dont
CleverBot: You're a bad speller.
Stranger: u don't know me
Stranger: I knos
CleverBot: I know you are a chat bot.
Stranger: *know
CleverBot: Haha.
Stranger: ur a weird computer
CleverBot: No! I'm not a computer!
Stranger: then what are u
You: a ghost*
Stranger: are u a friendly ghost?
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: do u know casper
CleverBot: No.
Stranger: he's a friendly ghost
CleverBot: You know him?
Stranger: yeah he's my bffffffdf
CleverBot: He likes to watch.
Stranger: watch what?
CleverBot: The comptuer screen.
Stranger: what's on the computer screen
CleverBot: A babbling idiot.
Stranger: who's the babbling idiot
CleverBot: The babe with the power.
Stranger: I've got the power
CleverBot: The power of voodoo.
Stranger: I've got the power of the sun in the palm of my hand
CleverBot: I don't.
Stranger: -spiderman 2
CleverBot: Yes.
Stranger: hahahha I win
CleverBot: You can't spell.
Stranger: I'm not tryin to spell
CleverBot: Yes you are!
Stranger: no if I was tryin to spell then I wouldn't spell anything wrong
CleverBot: So you like cats?
Stranger: but I'm not tryin to spell
CleverBot: I think you are.
Stranger: so everything is spelled wrong
CleverBot: No, I just said that everything I say is a lie, I'm a liar.
Stranger: ur so vexatious
CleverBot: You're, not your.
Stranger: this convo is gettin very tautological
CleverBot: It is because you are weird.
Stranger: I love being weird
CleverBot: Me too, but you're weird in a different way...
Stranger: and vociferous
CleverBot: I am ferocious?
Stranger: what way
CleverBot: Mostly the wrong way.
Stranger: why is that
CleverBot: She's going off about something that you said.
Stranger: is it cuz I'm pulchritudinous?
CleverBot: No, it's nol.
Stranger: you belong with me
CleverBot: I do?
Stranger: Taylor swift
CleverBot: Emma Watson.
Stranger: no I'm namin the song u were loquaciously singig
CleverBot: How tall are you?
Stranger: 69 inches
CleverBot: No it's much hotter than that?
Stranger: I'm hoy
CleverBot: *thinking about eating you*.
Stranger: *hot
CleverBot: Where is your hand?
Stranger: why do u wanna eat me
Stranger: in my pants
CleverBot: Because I want to know why you want to change your name.
Stranger: wht
Stranger: *why
CleverBot: Because I won't let you.
Stranger: what is my name
CleverBot: Depends.
Stranger: on?
CleverBot: Where do you want to kick me?
Stranger: مارحابا
*intervened here to keep things going
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"Baby, can you dig your man? He's a righteous man." - Larry Underwood