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TopicThe return of: Post a metal song and Panthera will rate it
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04/10/12 5:24:00 PM
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From: greengravy294 | #258
It's more for the potentially funny write-up.

Let's continue with bands I enjoyed ten years ago that I really can't listen to anymore.

System of a Down- BYOB


The write up would probably just have me swearing and finishing with afodifhjewfiohefwiou because my head collapsed onto the keyboard.

So yeah, System of a Down. This is really bad. Like, really, REALLY bad. Is this serious? I thought I remembered this band being bad but not THIS bad. The vocals are an absolute farce and the music couldn't be blander if it tried. I mean, if it tried, at least it would be notable for the sheer blandosity of its blandness, but this is just unbland enough to be too bland to even stand out. I guess this explains why System of a Down is a band I've never been able to think of anything by, I'm going to have to down a bottle of whiskey tonight and hopefully by tomorrow morning I'll have forgotten this travesty exists. I guess it deserves a little credit for the comedy, although the fact that it probably wasn't unintentional hurts.

1/10

From: shadosneko | #259
dammit gravy numetal isn't metal


I know a lot of people on 235 don't really like these guys, but I love them.

What do you think of Stu Block moving to Iced Earth?


My opinion on Iced Earth in general is that after the first two or three albums they've been pretty uninteresting with the occasional decent song thrown in and so I don't really care about any line up changes they undergo now because it's not like I'll listen to them unless they come here on tour and there's a band that doesn't suck opening for them (or they're opening for a good band, but that's less likely).

Alright, Into Eternity. The soft beginning isn't all that bad, but once that ends I feel like this was deliberately intended to annoy me and only me. According to metal-archives these guys originate from Saskatchewan. And yeah, I'm one of the 81 people on the planet who can spell that name correctly on the first try every time. Suck it. Oh, the point. Yeah I think this is some elaborate inter-provincial warfare, and regardless its even more reason to mock Saskatchewan. Flat, boring province that produces crappy music. There's a reason all my family stays on this side of the border! What was I even talking about?

3/10

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