Listen, I know you think that just because it's April Fool's Day, you can make light of the plight these POOR SUFFERING ANIMALS go through, but you're WRONG, okay?!
I, as a VEGAN, feel like I should inform you that not only is my lifestyle superior to yours, but I don't make fun of LIVING CREATURES DYING.
Me? I just WIN WRESTLING MATCHES. It's why I'm the WORLD. HEAVYWEIGHT. CHAMPION.
YES! YES! YES! YES!
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YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! I'm the WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
Call me a role model, okay?! I'm a VEGAN.