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I've asked this question many times:
What is the universal measurement method for dicks? Let's stop pretending like there is one. Some motherfuckers out here measuring all the way back from their taint. That doesn't even get into the rules you'd need to agree upon for measuring a flaccid penis. Those are insanely more complex.

Also, why would anyone bother to measure the size of a flaccid penis? It's a waste of time that no one has any interest in. They could've spent that time creating a universal dick measuring device but instead they chose to measure the most useless of all forms of dick. This is like measuring base Goku's power level when he can go SSB.

It's like these dick scientists never even handled their own, let alone hundreds of other dicks needed for a study like this. I don't trust these findings at all.