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Kaizo Mario World: I am not a fan of super hard fan romhacks. I don't really get the appeal, other than for twitch streaming purposes. It doesn't exactly offend me, and I have more respect for it for being one of the first (if not the first?), but I see things like Pokemon Emerald Kaizo, and I just don't get why people want to kill themselves playing it. But then again, I have played mods for BG2 to increase the difficulty, so I guess I'm just being a giant hypocrite here.
Talking Flowers
Trials of Death
Baby Park
Mary O
Brooklyn
Dennis Hopper
Anya Taylor-Joy
Angry Sun
I'm a Chuckster
Do the Mario
Fireworks (End of Level)
Super Mario Bros Super Show
Kublai Khan
Tetris Attack
7 Grand Dad
Toaster
Super Mario Bros. 2
Backwards Long Jump
Chuckya: I don't know if there's anything in all of Mario that I am more neutral toward than Chuckyas. Was this nominated because they can chuck you into an abyss, and that's kind of annoying? Whatever. I'll say this, they look better in 64 DS than 64. Their eyes were way too big on the N64.
Reznor
Final Fantasy Characters (Mario Hoops 3-on-3)
Mouser

- Frog Suit Tier
Great Giana Sisters: Yep, textbook plagiarism. I like how they even kept the siblings element, which is like the least important part. They even keep the "all just a dream" element from SMB2! Alright, let's just check out this gameplay... Wow, you can't even make the screen slow down for a second when you stomp a goomba? Is it really too much to ask that you don't have the exact same block sprites for Giana to smash? This music is way worse than SMB1's, too. But the game honestly doesn't look THAT bad, I've seen way worse.
Wall Kicks Will Work (Star)
Lou Albano
Practice Makes Perfect (Legacy X)
Toad (Character)
Blindfolded Mario Maker Guy
Dong Dong Never Die
Mario Bros.
Pauline
Stanley the Bugman
Chill (Dr. Mario Theme)
Torpedo Ted
Monkey! (Dennis Hopper): I actually went to a place called Monkey Island recently, and got to feed a bunch of monkeys. It was pretty neat.
Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
L is Real 2401
WarioWare
King Boo
Grandpa Mario (Serving Tray)
Gooper Blooper
Mama Luigi
Lakilester
Steak (Boss Fight)
NBA Street V3
Coins (Mario Kart)
Luigi Mario
Mario Paint
Fortune Street
Yoshi's Safari
Move Faster, Pokey!
Super Mario 64: Chaos Edition
Racist Mario
Jump Rope Challenge (SMO)
Wario's Woods: How do you people even know about these crappy early 90s puzzle games starring secondary Mario characters? Like, honestly.
Fat Yoshi
Mike Tyson: Oh, because Mario is the ref in Mike Tyson's Punch-Out? Okay. Well, Mike Tyson is kind of a bad person, isn't he? I remember he bit off a guy's ear to get himself disqualified from a match rather than lose it properly. I don't doubt that he was an amazing boxer in his prime, but I don't know what else he's done, let me look it up. Oh, he was convicted of rape, how delightful. Wow, he's younger than I thought. Look, I told you that I don't know anything about sports! To me, he's just the ear guy.
Thunder Cloud (Mario Kart)
Mario Golf: I've never liked golf. Ever. My dad's cousin is super into golf, he lives and breathes golf, he traveled to Scotland to golf on the first courses ever. He's also the most boring man in the world. Oh, Mario Golf? I'm sure it's better than regular golf. I played Mario Golf exactly once, at Josh's house in 1999, and I didn't understand the controls and got bored and just played Pokemon. You can tell me that the later Mario Golfs are better, or that eleven-year-olds are idiots and I should give it another try, but I distinctly remember thinking this was less fun than Pokemon, so why should I play it instead of Pokemon?
Personalized Mario 64 Cartridge Theory
LUEshi
Boswer's Clown Car
Casio Hellburst
Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels
Wario's Mario Party 1 and 2 Voice
Donkey Kong Jr. (1982)
Yoshi's Cookie: Stop nominating shitty Yoshi puzzle games no one cares about, dammit. This ranks above the Yoshi game solely because it at least has a real name.
Bowser is Pissed (Theme)
Yoshi (Game)
Special Mariko Broken (Sket Dance Chapter 91/Episode 39)
Mario is Missing

- Poison Mushroom Tier
I Am A Teacher: Super Mario no Sweater
Mario Kart Tour
Mario Teaches Typing
Super Mario Bros. Special: How do you even know about these things? This is so obscure that even the Wiki doesn't know exactly when it was released. Oh wait, I think I've heard of this, this is the one that's so poorly made that it doesn't have screen-scrolling, and is just a series of single screens? Man, I'm afraid of getting banned for making a joke about this being the wrong kind of special. God, I'm watching it in action now, and the music is so off-key that it's hurting my ears, even I can tell this is completely wrong. And it doesn't even have end-of-level fireworks! He just hit a block in 1-1's ceiling to make a fire flower pop out, but I don't think you can even reach it because of the lack of screen scrolling, god this is atrocious. But like, again, I have seen much worse than this. It does seem playable, even if everything is wrong. Does... does the original SMB1 have lava that's just one sprite that never moves? I can't remember, I feel like it flowed, right? Someone tell me. Holy crap, after hitting the axe to beat Bowser, the screen just immediately flashes to Toad talking to Mario, it doesn't even show Mario walking off-screen, how embarrassing. Inexplicably, while watching this video, I got an advertisement for War Thunder, a game I've never played, in Japanese. WAH SUNDA.
Super Mario Land
Bowser's Big Blast
Watch for Rolling Rocks (0.5x A Presses)
Luigi Meeting Himself
Mario Screaming (Video)
Tatanga
Super Hornio Brothers
Toadette
Hand Injuries (Mario Party)
Pink Gold Peach
Paper Mario: Sticker Star
Pachinko Game (SMS)
Robirdo
Yakuman DS
Big Bertha x Mario (Mario Comics)
Wendy O. Koopa
Hotel Mario Cutscenes
Petey Piranha
Mario Galaxy 2 Glitch

- Blue Shell Tier
Subspace Dubbed Over
Mario Pissing
Blue Shells just Before the Finish Line
Birdo

- Veto
Wario Land 4: I have only played one Wario Land game, which was the first one, briefly, at a Best Buy demo.