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- Frog Suit Tier
Great Giana Sisters
Mario's Picross
e-Reader Functions (Super Mario Advance 4)
Somari
Peach Blossom
Dr. Mario (Smash)
Wall Kicks Will Work (Star)
Super Mario Spikers
Negative Zone
Super Mario Bros. (LCD Game)
A Day at the Races (Mario Party 2)
Lou Albano
Shadow Mario Paint
Practice Makes Perfect (Legacy X)
Flutter
Wapeach
Toad (Character)
Year of Luigi
Blindfolded Mario Maker Guy
Flyswatting Minigame (Mario Paint)
Dong Dong Never Die
Mario Punch
Shroobs
Super Princess Peach
Super Guide
3-Up Moon
Mario Bros.
Peach
200cc
Pauline
Stanley the Bugman
Mario Mandate
Blue Coins (SMS)
Chill (Dr. Mario Theme)
Mario Tennis (GBC)
Green Missile Random Misfires
Torpedo Ted
Mario Finale
Super Mario Run
King Koopa (Name)
Monkey! (Dennis Hopper)
"It's a stone, Luigi. You didn't make it!"
Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
L is Real 2401
WarioWare
King Boo
New Super Mario Bros. (Series)
Grandpa Mario (Serving Tray)
Gooper Blooper
Mario Clash
Mama Luigi
Lakilester
Steak (Boss Fight)
The Beat Goes On
NBA Street V3
Coins (Mario Kart)
Luigi Mario
Mario Paint
Fortune Street
Yoshi's Safari
Mario and Wario (Game)
Move Faster, Pokey!
Super Mario 64: Chaos Edition
Racist Mario
Daisy (Character): Of all the major Mario characters, Daisy is the most pointless and lacking in personality. I think I've said that multiple times now, but I mean it this time. She has nothing. Descriptions of her say she's tomboyish or spunky, but man, tomboys do no wear frilly dresses. You can say she looks more energetic than Peach, I GUESS, but that's barely a personality trait. At least Peach can argue that she takes the quality of being feminine to a ridiculous extreme; Daisy can't even argue that. The only thing Daisy has going for her, the ONLY thing, is that she's the hipster version of Peach. When my sister plays Mario Kart, this is who she chooses.
Jump Rope Challenge (SMO)
Mario Tennis N64/GBC Transfer Pack Functionality
Wario's Woods
Giga Bowser Punch
Fat Yoshi
Bowser Jr.
Mike Tyson
Thunder Cloud (Mario Kart)
Mariobama
Mario Golf
Personalized Mario 64 Cartridge Theory
LUEshi
Super Mario Bros: The Movie (1993): Obviously, this movie is terrible. No one will ever deny that. But it's so epically terrible. Every single decision made about this movie is just completely baffling. Can you imagine watching this without having played the games? You'd be so confused. Even having played the games, it's still confusing. The decision to make the alternate dimension this dreary cyberpunk dystopia is so bizarre, and the "goombas" are just atrocious. Like, for all of this movie's infinite flaws, it is at the very least memorable, which is more than I can say 90% of video game movies. Tell me one thing that happened in the Silent Hill or Prince of Persia or Assassin's Creed movies. Yeah, I thought not.
Boswer's Clown Car
Super Mario Bros.
Peach is Bowser Jr's Mom (Fan Theory): This is the dumbest fan theory. I mean, yes, Peach doesn't deny it, but Peach is clearly a moron. She's inbred royalty whom we have never actually seen make a political decision ever; Toadsworth is clearly the one really running the show. All she needs to actually do is look pretty and wave to crowds; this is why she has enough time to learn how golf, baseball, tennis, kart racing, every Olympic sport, dodgeball, and baking. You cannot tell me that you would be comfortable with her as your political leader. And don't say that applies to Rosalina, too, Rosalina is like a million years old and had time to learn these skills. She's great, shut up. Besides which, it's already Mario canon that babies are delivered by stork. It is plausible that the wrong baby, intended for Bowser, could have been delivered to Peach, but I feel strongly that would make Bowser Jr either Peach's son or Bowser's, but not both. So, the only plausible way this can go is if Bowser Jr is delivered to Peach, then Bowser kidnaps him, and Peach doesn't bother contesting it, making Bowser Jr Peach's son, but not Bowser's.
Casio Hellburst
Ruined Dragon (SMO)
Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels
Wario's Mario Party 1 and 2 Voice
Donkey Kong Jr. (1982)
Super Mario Bros. (G&W)
Yoshi's Cookie
Bowser is Pissed (Theme)
Bowser in a Bathtub
Yoshi (Game)
Special Mariko Broken (Sket Dance Chapter 91/Episode 39)
Mario is Missing

- Poison Mushroom Tier
Elephant's Foot of Obnoxious Music
Mario CYOA Books: I had to look these up. I'll be honest, even as a kid, I had no interest in CYOA books. I was a discerning child, and the only books I read for fun were mystery books. Remember Encyclopedia Brown? I remember reading one book where the mystery hinged on the idea that you can't put your left hand into your right pocket. When I read that, I immediately tried to do it and succeeded with no effort, and after that, I was mildly annoyed at the book.
I Am A Teacher: Super Mario no Sweater
Mario Kart Tour
Mario Teaches Typing
Rubberbanding
Super Mario Bros. Special
Doctor Finale
Super Mario Land
Puzzle & Dragons
Cinergi Pictures
Bowser's Big Blast
Madame Flurrie
Watch for Rolling Rocks (0.5x A Presses)
Luigi Meeting Himself
Mario Screaming (Video)
Tatanga
Super Hornio Brothers
Daisy Blossom
Toadette
Peachette
Hand Injuries (Mario Party)
Pink Gold Peach
Paper Mario: Sticker Star
Pachinko Game (SMS)
Robirdo
Yakuman DS
Big Bertha x Mario (Mario Comics)
Milli Vanilli: Milli Vanilli is one of those bands that I know existed, but I cannot tell you a single thing about them. Even as a kid, I knew nothing except the name. Wikipedia says they're German, and I didn't even know that. Oh jeez, I see that there was a controversy about them not only lip-synching, but using other performers to sing in their recordings who labeled as talented but unmarketable, that is... pretty atrocious, actually. And one of their concerts had a problem where the recording kept playing back despite them not wanting it to, making it obvious they were bullshit artists? I've gone from having literally zero opinions about them to being very against them in the span of about five minutes. And what bad luck for Princess Peach declaring that this is her favorite band. I guess that's the risk you take when you're making a low-budget cartoon and can only get B-list celebrities to guest star. The Simpsons gets Michael Jackson, and that guy never had any controversies.
Wendy O. Koopa
Hotel Mario Cutscenes
Petey Piranha
Mario Galaxy 2 Glitch

- Blue Shell Tier
Mario Pissing but It's in Friday Night Funkin': I can't believe there are multiple Mario pissing nominations. This earns more points than the original video for being higher effort, but like... I've never played FNF, so it's not doing better based on that. Call me a puritan, but there is no circumstance in which I want to see, hear, smell, or talk about piss ever, except possibly to a doctor. It's just one of the grossest aspects of our bodies. People are sometimes like "we shouldn't have shame about our bodies or what we are," and I disagree, I think sometimes you should have shame and not talk about things, and pissing is definitely one of them.
Subspace Dubbed Over
Mario Pissing
Blue Shells just Before the Finish Line
Birdo

Alright folks, that's it! Thank you all for contributing to the topic. I always enjoy these, and I'm not sure what I'll do next. I might make a poll to see what people are most interested in, if people think that's a good idea.