LogFAQs > #979897687

meanwhile DUIs are at an all-time high,
but nah lets advertise Budweiser more consistently than we do Pepto Bismol, and lets sell Miller by the pitchers to people @ NFL & MLB games before they load up in their cars to drive home after the game b/c MURICAN FREEDOMS!!

but little jimmy visited a website due to his parents lack of supervision?
or maybe he might be gay, or perhaps confused about his gender??
THATS IT, WE GOTTA BAN THE INTERNET NOW EVERYBODY!!

funny how old americans (only bringing them up b/c even those not in a position of power in the gov still love drama surrounding this stuff in support of the idea of dictatorship)
, they all choose to be so antagonisticly vile & destructive toward all the major progresses weve managed to accomplish over the years as a last-ditch effort to feel any sense of power or control in their lives after submitting to the lies & propaganda that have enslaved them over the years, all because theyre sour that kids have stuff that they didnt even know they wanted when they themselves were younger, and their wannabe-MainCharacter narcissistic egos cant live with the fact that life will continue after they die (which they know is increasingly inevitable, hence the big collective temper tantrums theyve unleashed upon the public under the guise of the bullshit MAGA philosophy)