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This will be my final post regarding the whole zoosexuality thing, I appreciate you posting my full confession and a respectful reply. I completely understand and respect your position, even though I may disagree with it. I commend you for at least being courteous and respectful in your rejection of my beliefs on the subject. So many people become extremely toxic and throw around words like "rapist" and "kill yourself" if not making outright threats when they hear my side. So if nothing else I commend you for not stooping to that level. And it did truly help getting it off my chest. Best wishes for you and the rest of CE for however much longer it lasts

I did end up removing it, since I didn't want to risk the mods axing this topic. It is however on the secret site for anyone to read if they wish.

I am a crab people and since I have failed to turn everyone gay I will instead be turning everyone into crab people.

Oh fuck yeah. Okay, I know crabs have a big claw and a little claw. I request that my claw be my thighs so I can truly have the several ton force of thunder thighs I've always wished for

25 buttholes is the best YouTuber. Yes, thats his actual name. Hes a shitposting YouTube troll.

All his videos are meme infested- quick, someone get the bear spray!!

One of my goals is to get a nice body but I've ate like crap the past couple of weeks. I blame it on my family, they keep buying junk food so I have really easy access to sweets and other stuff I should avoid.

Unfortunately, if you want to have any hope of losing weight and sticking to it, you gotta take responsibility for yourself. It's unfair to expect everyone else to also stop buying junk food and to eat healthy just because you are.
What really helped me is volume eating, and drinking cold water whenever I felt the urge to binge/snack. Often times I was just thirsty or bored, and didn't feel like I needed that bag of chips or whatever anymore.
I really recommend researching volume eating it if you aren't already familiar, but essentially it's eating foods that you can have a lot of while being nutritious and low calorie. I eat a lot of roasted broccoli and brussel sprouts these days. AND my nutrition is better so I feel less lethargic. It's a win win bby

I've been trolling CE for several years making up stories about an ex girlfriend and how i want a futire with her but shes dating other guys. I do this for pity and just so i can fit into the culture here.

Now THIS is the peak shitposting I love to see

Why isn't your body ready for hardcore goth? Is it the titties? Become the big booty goth gf that everyone wants to see.

Goth is an entire subculture, that I am not privy to at all. Maybe it is the titties tho mine are kinda small now >.>
Lately I tend to dress feminine and light. Today for example I got a maxi skirt and a lil crop top on with a bow in my hair.

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Mom. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Your Mom. Harry Potter and the Your Mom of Azkaban. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Your Mom. Harry Potter and the Order of Your Mom. Harry Potter and the Half-Your Mom Prince. Harry Potter and the Deathly Your Mom.

Harry Potter definitely fucked Rons mom, JK Rowling should be confirming it as canon any day now