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No one's mentioned the bathroom with a glass wall? (Edit: I was ninja'd on this one) Or the other bathroom which can only be accessed through the walk-in closet which can only be accessed through the same bedroom that has the glass-wall shitter?

In fact, why does this place have twice the number of bathrooms that it does bedrooms? And why does the master bedroom have two different office workspaces? It's like they just threw a bed into a living room given how much of the place you access through it.

That orange chair in the master bedroom is not something anyone is actually sitting in, it's so sunken in the sea that your knees would be higher than your lap.

There's also the oven which sits so close to a wall that I'm pretty sure you can't stand in front of it and open it at the same time, though I'll admit that might be the camera fucking with the scale of things.

From the books, I guess this person's majorly into art and I think they should stop. At first I didn't know what was worse: the deflated Nickelodeon logo in the living room or the painting of the balloon nailed to the wall resulting in an unmistakably phallic demeanor. But the painting ultimately won out when I noticed it's hung up by a giant novelty thumbtack and that it's inexplicably titled/labeled Balloon Dog Orange. I suppose this is some kind of reference to a famous sculpture of the same name which is literally an orange balloon animal made out of metal - I saw a book on him somewhere in there - but I don't get the reference.

Three funny things that aren't actually the fault of the architecture.

One is that the guy who owns it is a urology professor. That makes it understandable but no less funny that he had two big-ass books titled Incontinence.

The second is that I think they accidentally left a bar of soap on the floor beneath the counter in the closet bathroom.

The third is that they're apparently brushing their teeth in the laundry room and not in one of the three full bathrooms. There's a half-used bottle of Listerine in there. Maybe also their dishes given the Dawn on the counter, but I suppose that could be used on laundry.

I've looked at a couple other walkthroughs of rich folk houses and they've all had just absolutely bizarre fucking layouts where you have to go through someone's bedroom or something to get to another section of the house. The last one I remember you had to go through a bedroom and a fucking giant bathroom - with one little closed off toilet in a glorified closet - to get to a home gym.