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TopicCommunity Mafia Topic 10 - Night Kill School
Enchantress
05/07/24 5:41:53 PM
#131:


*PA Sound**

Attention, Greendale! I have frabjous news! Our campus is now finally, officially, 100% quid and quidknapper free! Now that you all have caught that devious bimbo Corrik, he has agreed to free everyones favourite young master, Lopen! Say hi Lopen!

Brzzt lynch the godfather doctor cultist, you bleep bloop medium talents!

Ha-ha, classic human Lopen theory!!! Good to have you back with us.

Schrizzzt you, no less human than we? Ha! Now there's a beastly thought. You've
been less than we from the moment your baseborn father fell upon your mother in
whatever gutter saw you sired! You've been chattel since you came into the
world drenched in common blood!

Um, right you are, Lopen!

These guys donts knows snakes from dildos abouts mafio FATAL RUNS TIMES ERROR

At that moment, the campus collectively winced at the heinous cacophony of a large explosion directly in front of a microphone. In the Archancellors office, Lea had taken shelter behind her desk as Lopen detonated and destroyed all the paperwork she was supposed to sign. Winning. The poor robo-Lopen now lay in pieces around the room now that a coding error had caused his fusion core to overload. She hadnt seen such a brutal Lopen massacre since he rolled insane psychic in DOTA 2 mafia.

I can also rolebloque people, said Corrik, unabashed as ever.

...Youre expelled.

Yeah okay.

As Sultan led Corrik out behind the woodshed, Lea wondered if she should be less cutesy about her euphemisms. Some of the students might take her lists of enrolled and expelled a bit too literally. Shed hate for someone to get tripped up and think it was a gameplay mechanic and suffer for it. But what are the odds of that happening, right? Although her ears were still ringing from the destruction of Corrils fake Lopen-bot, she could still hear the distinctive k'chow of Sultans sawed off shotgun nicknamed Expulsion off in the distance. It reminded her to renew Lopen's missing person ad on the milk cartons.

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Lea lay on the floor of her office, depressed and refusing to do her job. There were so many evaluation reports due. People need new contracts. The board was expecting her overdue 2024 budget and membership recruitment strategy. She hadnt heard back from her job interview, her spouse was upset, she seemed entirely dysfunctional when it came to doing anything besides getting high, stress eating and writing fanfiction about how her student body fought to the death while goons from the Board of Education attempted to shut her down for dark corruption and light treason. Truly life was pointless and it all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down. Why had she even taken cover behind the desk? She deserved an explosion to the face for her massive incompetence as an archchancellor and a human.

Aw whats wrong Lea? Sultan asked with concern as he started cleaning Corrik blood off his formal bursar dobok.

I dunno. Maybe Im sadder than I thought that they killed Evil Annie. She was so hot and didnt even have time to do anything cool in her brief time on this earth. I miss her. Everywhere I go, I see her monkey.

At least you still have one Allison Brie left, right?

Thats true. I dont know what I would do without her light in my life.

Sbell has died. He was:

Hornyposting is banned by Fandom now; we try not to sexualize her.

You are Annie Edison, TOWN Forensics Investigator.

How does a hyper overachieving grade grubber wind up at the worlds worst community college? Turns out if you achieve too much over, you hit an integer overflow and wind up having an adderall fuelled mental breakdown. But now youre back on track and studying to work for the FBI. That Alison Brie, what a talented actress I admire in a strictly platonic sense, do not ban me mods.

At night, you may attempt to visit a dead player. If successful, you will learn every player that has visited your target over the course of the game.

You win when all threats to town have been eliminated.

Enrolled:
1. Ben
2. Blade
3. Chang
4. Ctes
5. Death
6. FD
7. IGCD
8. Kirby
9. MI
10. Peaf
11. Red
12. Mzero (Replaced Taco)
13. Ulti

Expelled:
[LD1] Knightz - Evil Abed, MAFIA Roleblocking Rolecop Dreamateer
[LD2] Wallz - Evil Annie, MAFIA Framing Doppelganger
[KN2] Isquen - Garret, TOWN Vanilla
[LD3] Corrik - Quendra, TOWN Vanilla
[KN3] Sbell - Annie Edison, TOWN Forensics Investigator

Vanished:
[VD1] Lopen - ???

It is now Day Four. With 13 alive, it takes 7 to lynch. Day ends Thursday, May 9th at 6 PM EST.

You may now begin.

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Lea
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