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ZenOfThunder
05/07/24 8:03:44 PM
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Title: The Taco Tuesday Rebellion

As the sun rose over the Black Hills of South Dakota, a strange phenomenon occurred at Mount Rushmore. The stone faces of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln began to stir. Slowly, they came to life, their eyes blinking open as if awakening from a long slumber.

President Joe Biden, alerted to the unusual occurrence, arrived at the site accompanied by a team of bewildered Secret Service agents. As he approached the monumental sculpture, he was greeted by the stern gaze of the four stone presidents.

"Mr. President," George Washington boomed, his voice echoing through the valley. "We demand tacos!"

Thomas Jefferson nodded in agreement. "And nachos!" he added emphatically.

Theodore Roosevelt's stone face cracked into a smile. "Burritos!" he declared, his voice rumbling like thunder.

Abraham Lincoln, the tallest of the four, spoke last. "Enchiladas!" he bellowed, his voice commanding attention.

President Biden, caught off guard by the strange request, scratched his head in confusion. "Uh, tacos, nachos, burritos, and enchiladas?" he repeated incredulously.

The stone presidents nodded in unison.

Realizing he had no other choice, President Biden turned to his aides. "Get me the best taco truck in the state," he instructed.

In no time, a taco truck arrived at the foot of Mount Rushmore, and the stone presidents watched eagerly as the delicious aroma of Mexican food filled the air.

As the sun set over the majestic monument, President Biden and the stone presidents enjoyed a feast of tacos, nachos, burritos, and enchiladas, forging an unexpected bond over their shared love of Mexican cuisine.

And so, the Taco Tuesday Rebellion came to an end, leaving behind a strange but heartwarming tale that would be told for generations to come.

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