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ZenOfThunder 05/09/24 4:33:51 PM #312:	Title: The Roast of the Video Game Heroes [The scene opens in a bustling video game convention. Various video game characters are milling around, chatting with fans. Link, standing on a small stage, clears his throat.] LINK: HYAAAAA! [The crowd cheers, excited to hear what Link has to say. Mario, Cloud Strife, Sephiroth, Sonic, Mega Man, Samus, Solid Snake, and Crono are all sitting in the front row.] LINK: HYAAAAA! MARIO: Oh, it's-a Link! What do you have to say, buddy? LINK: HYAAAAA! CLOUD: Alright, let's hear it! LINK: HYAAAAA! [Link points at Mario] LINK: HYAAAAA! MARIO: laughs What's that, Link? Can't hear you over the sound of your green tights! [The crowd laughs, and Link nods, acknowledging Mario's comeback.] LINK: HYAAAAA! [He points at Cloud Strife] LINK: HYAAAAA! CLOUD: Bring it on, hero of time! LINK: HYAAAAA! [Link makes a swinging motion with his sword] LINK: HYAAAAA! CLOUD: laughs Nice one, Link! But I can still take you down with one Omnislash! [Link nods in approval, accepting Cloud's challenge.] LINK: HYAAAAA! [He now turns towards Sephiroth] LINK: HYAAAAA! SEPHIROTH: What do you have to say, little elf? LINK: HYAAAAA! [He points at Sephiroth's long silver hair] LINK: HYAAAAA! SEPHIROTH: laughs At least I have hair, elf boy! [Link nods, impressed by Sephiroth's quick comeback.] LINK: HYAAAAA! [Next, he directs his attention towards Sonic] LINK: HYAAAAA! SONIC: Alright, blue blur, let's hear it! LINK: HYAAAAA! [He points at Sonic's sneakers] LINK: HYAAAAA! SONIC: laughs Hey, they help me go fast, okay? [Link nods, acknowledging Sonic's defense.] LINK: HYAAAAA! [He now turns towards Mega Man] LINK: HYAAAAA! MEGA MAN: What's up, Link? LINK: HYAAAAA! [He imitates Mega Man's arm cannon] LINK: HYAAAAA! MEGA MAN: laughs Good one, Link! But I've got more firepower than you'll ever have! [Link nods, impressed by Mega Man's response.] LINK: HYAAAAA! [He then points at Samus] LINK: HYAAAAA! SAMUS: What's on your mind, Link? LINK: HYAAAAA! [He imitates Samus's arm cannon] LINK: HYAAAAA! SAMUS: laughs At least my arm cannon doesn't run out of magic! [Link nods, impressed by Samus's comeback.] LINK: HYAAAAA! [He now turns towards Solid Snake] LINK: HYAAAAA! SOLID SNAKE: What's the plan, Link? LINK: HYAAAAA! [He imitates Solid Snake's stealth pose] LINK: HYAAAAA! SOLID SNAKE: laughs Nice try, but you couldn't sneak past a sleeping Moblin! [Link nods, acknowledging Solid Snake's stealth.] LINK: HYAAAAA! [Finally, he points at Crono] LINK: HYAAAAA! CRONO: What's up, Link? LINK: HYAAAAA! [He imitates Crono's sword swing] LINK: HYAAAAA! CRONO: laughs Not bad, Link! But you still need to learn a few combos! [Link nods, impressed by Crono's sword skills.] LINK: HYAAAAA! [The crowd erupts into laughter and applause as the video game characters exchange playful banter with Link. The convention continues with games, panels, and more fun.] --- (\|\| ' ' \|\|) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs . /\|_\|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't! <cite>ZenOfThunder posted [p:980319771] in Mount Rush... [t:80708068]...</cite> <quote>Title: The Roast of the Video Game Heroes[The scene opens in a bustling video game convention. Various video game characters are milling around, chatting with fans. Link, standing on a small stage, clears his throat.]LINK: HYAAAAA![The crowd cheers, excited to hear what Link has to say. Mario, Cloud Strife, Sephiroth, Sonic, Mega Man, Samus, Solid Snake, and Crono are all sitting in the front row.]LINK: HYAAAAA!MARIO: Oh, it's-a Link! What do you have to say, buddy?LINK: HYAAAAA!CLOUD: Alright, let's hear it!LINK: HYAAAAA![Link points at Mario]LINK: HYAAAAA!MARIO: laughs What's that, Link? Can't hear you over the sound of your green tights![The crowd laughs, and Link nods, acknowledging Mario's comeback.]LINK: HYAAAAA![He points at Cloud Strife]LINK: HYAAAAA!CLOUD: Bring it on, hero of time!LINK: HYAAAAA![Link makes a swinging motion with his sword]LINK: HYAAAAA!CLOUD: laughs Nice one, Link! But I can still take you down with one Omnislash![Link nods in approval, accepting Cloud's challenge.]LINK: HYAAAAA![He now turns towards Sephiroth]LINK: HYAAAAA!SEPHIROTH: What do you have to say, little elf?LINK: HYAAAAA![He points at Sephiroth's long silver hair]LINK: HYAAAAA!SEPHIROTH: laughs At least I have hair, elf boy![Link nods, impressed by Sephiroth's quick comeback.]LINK: HYAAAAA![Next, he directs his attention towards Sonic]LINK: HYAAAAA!SONIC: Alright, blue blur, let's hear it!LINK: HYAAAAA![He points at Sonic's sneakers]LINK: HYAAAAA!SONIC: laughs Hey, they help me go fast, okay?[Link nods, acknowledging Sonic's defense.]LINK: HYAAAAA![He now turns towards Mega Man]LINK: HYAAAAA!MEGA MAN: What's up, Link?LINK: HYAAAAA![He imitates Mega Man's arm cannon]LINK: HYAAAAA!MEGA MAN: laughs Good one, Link! But I've got more firepower than you'll ever have![Link nods, impressed by Mega Man's response.]LINK: HYAAAAA![He then points at Samus]LINK: HYAAAAA!SAMUS: What's on your mind, Link?LINK: HYAAAAA![He imitates Samus's arm cannon]LINK: HYAAAAA!SAMUS: laughs At least my arm cannon doesn't run out of magic![Link nods, impressed by Samus's comeback.]LINK: HYAAAAA![He now turns towards Solid Snake]LINK: HYAAAAA!SOLID SNAKE: What's the plan, Link?LINK: HYAAAAA![He imitates Solid Snake's stealth pose]LINK: HYAAAAA!SOLID SNAKE: laughs Nice try, but you couldn't sneak past a sleeping Moblin![Link nods, acknowledging Solid Snake's stealth.]LINK: HYAAAAA![Finally, he points at Crono]LINK: HYAAAAA!CRONO: What's up, Link?LINK: HYAAAAA![He imitates Crono's sword swing]LINK: HYAAAAA!CRONO: laughs Not bad, Link! But you still need to learn a few combos![Link nods, impressed by Crono's sword skills.]LINK: HYAAAAA![The crowd erupts into laughter and applause as the video game characters exchange playful banter with Link. The convention continues with games, panels, and more fun.] --- (\|\| ' ' \|\|) When have you ever seen three big, very smooth arcs . /\|_\|\ of hair sticking out of a person's forehead? I haven't!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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