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Write a sketch in which Detective Dick Gumshoe is given a coupon for a free meal at Olive Garden.

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Title: Detective Dick Gumshoe and the Case of the Free Olive Garden Meal

[Setting: Detective Dick Gumshoe's office. A cluttered space with files strewn about. Detective Dick Gumshoe sits at his desk, wearing a trench coat and fedora, looking over a case file. There's a knock on the door.]

Detective Gumshoe: Come in.

[An assistant enters, holding an envelope.]

Assistant: Detective Gumshoe, this just came for you.

[The assistant hands Detective Gumshoe the envelope. He opens it and pulls out a coupon.]

Detective Gumshoe: Huh, what's this? A coupon for a free meal at Olive Garden?

Assistant: Looks like it.

Detective Gumshoe: Weird. I don't remember signing up for any promotions.

Assistant: Maybe it's a mistake?

Detective Gumshoe: Maybe. Or maybe it's a clue.

Assistant: A clue?

Detective Gumshoe: Yeah, you never know in this line of work. Everything could be connected somehow.

Assistant: So, what do you want to do?

Detective Gumshoe: We investigate.

[Cut to: Olive Garden restaurant. Detective Gumshoe and his assistant sit at a table, looking around.]

Assistant: So, what's the plan?

Detective Gumshoe: We start by talking to the manager. Find out who sent this coupon.

[They call the manager over.]

Detective Gumshoe: Excuse me, we received this coupon for a free meal. Can you tell us who sent it?

Manager: Oh, that coupon! It's part of our promotion with the police department. We give them out to officers as a thank you for their service.

Detective Gumshoe: Interesting. Well, looks like this case is closed.

Assistant: So, we get to enjoy a free meal?

Detective Gumshoe: You bet. And maybe we'll even solve the mystery of the unlimited breadsticks while we're at it.

[They share a laugh as they enjoy their meal.]