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Write a comedy sketch in which Link and Crono perform as a silent comedy duo.

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[The stage is set with a simple backdrop resembling a forest. Link, dressed in his iconic green tunic and hat, stands on one side of the stage, while Crono, wearing his distinctive red outfit, stands on the other side. They both look at each other, nodding with determination, ready to begin their silent comedy routine.]

[Scene 1: The Encounter]
(Link is wandering around the stage, pretending to be lost. Crono enters from stage right, also looking bewildered. They both spot each other and cautiously approach.)

Link: gestures wildly, trying to communicate

Crono: responds with exaggerated confusion, mimicking Link's gestures

[They continue mimicking each other, getting increasingly frustrated as they fail to understand each other's gestures. Suddenly, they both reach for their respective swords, but before they can unsheathe them, they pause and exchange a knowing look.]

[Scene 2: The Sword Swap]
(Link and Crono simultaneously pull out their swords and look at each other, puzzled. With a mischievous grin, Link offers his sword to Crono, who takes it with a nod of gratitude. Link then takes Crono's sword, inspecting it curiously.)

[As Link examines Crono's sword, he accidentally triggers a hidden mechanism, causing the sword to extend into a comically long blade. Link's eyes widen in surprise, while Crono tries to stifle his laughter. They exchange swords back, but as they do, Link's sword retracts, hitting him in the face. Crono bursts into laughter, and Link, slightly dazed, joins in.]

[Scene 3: The Chase]
(Seeing that they're now on the same page, Link and Crono decide to team up. They spot an imaginary enemy offstage and nod at each other in determination. With synchronized movements, they charge offstage, only to return a moment later, fleeing in panic.)

[They run in circles around the stage, occasionally hiding behind props or jumping over imaginary obstacles. Each time they think they've lost the enemy, they come face to face with it again, prompting more frantic running.]

[Finally, they come to a halt, panting and exhausted. They share a relieved smile, patting each other on the back for surviving the ordeal.]

[The lights dim as they take a bow, their silent comedy routine leaving the audience in stitches.]