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Topic	A small, sassy cat stands in your path.
Hambo 07/26/24 5:54:58 AM #239:	"Welcome, welcome," he replies. "I'm glad you made it. I hope the trip wasn't too perilous." "Oh no, sir, not at all. Well, it is awfully dark in here and there are an awful lot of spikes. Also I think the vending machine might need repairs cuz our drinks--" "Yes, yes, well I'll be taking my fee now," the vet interrupts. "Oh yes, sir." You pull out the $2000 you counted out back at camp. A table made of definitely plastic bones rises up in front of the vet on its own. Wow, this office is fancy. You place the money on the table. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/db24cbf2.jpg "And the rest of it?" The vet asks. "It's all there. That's two thousand dollars," you assure him. "Ahh, but you collected much more than that during your little pyramid scheme, now didn't you? You're still holding out a couple grand. And I'll be having that Hornbreaker Medallion while we're at it." "Huh? How did you know about all that?" "Let's just say I have my connections with the Horny Police Force." As he says it, another shape rises from up from beneath the ground. A familiar figure. It's... "A Shiba Inu?" https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/88c4aa6d.jpg Indeed, the figure is a Shiba Inu in the remains of a police uniform. But while it is standing up before you, you see it clearly isn't alive and probably hasn't been for a long time. "Yes, but it's not just any old dog. This is the esteemed Horny Police Sheriff. A handy little tool for controlling the rest of the pack." The conversation goes on for a painfully long time. The plot twists and tangles. The flashbacks flash. Loose threads connect in mindblowing ways. It's the most insane and clever backstory you've ever seen and yet it all makes sense in a very satisfying way. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6b7d83bc.jpg By the end, you learn about the vet's use of animal necromancy to establish and command the Horny Police from the shadows, ultimately creating the puritanical dystopia that exists in the world today. "You're a monster!" you cry out. "YOU took the horny away! YOU'RE the reason Mike grew up in constant fear of bonking by rabid dogs!" "Guilty as charged," Furkenstein replies smugly. "We'll expose your dastardly deeds! We'll show the people all you've done!" "I'd be delighted to see you begin to explain all of this to the world. But sadly, you won't live long enough to try." https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5f798d50.jpg Battle time! Aw jeez it's a boss fight! Who could have seen this coming?! You're positively flabbergasted. But you've got to pull yourself together and fight! --- Hambo's alt. <cite>Hambo posted [p:981461661] in A small, s... [t:80804442]...</cite> <quote>"Welcome, welcome," he replies. "I'm glad you made it. I hope the trip wasn't too perilous.""Oh no, sir, not at all. Well, it is awfully dark in here and there are an awful lot of spikes. Also I think the vending machine might need repairs cuz our drinks--""Yes, yes, well I'll be taking my fee now," the vet interrupts. "Oh yes, sir." You pull out the $2000 you counted out back at camp. A table made of definitely plastic bones rises up in front of the vet on its own. Wow, this office is fancy. You place the money on the table. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/db24cbf2.jpg"And the rest of it?" The vet asks. "It's all there. That's two thousand dollars," you assure him. "Ahh, but you collected much more than that during your little pyramid scheme, now didn't you? You're still holding out a couple grand. And I'll be having that Hornbreaker Medallion while we're at it." "Huh? How did you know about all that?" "Let's just say I have my connections with the Horny Police Force." As he says it, another shape rises from up from beneath the ground. A familiar figure. It's..."A Shiba Inu?" https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/8/88c4aa6d.jpgIndeed, the figure is a Shiba Inu in the remains of a police uniform. But while it is standing up before you, you see it clearly isn't alive and probably hasn't been for a long time. "Yes, but it's not just any old dog. This is the esteemed Horny Police Sheriff. A handy little tool for controlling the rest of the pack." The conversation goes on for a painfully long time. The plot twists and tangles. The flashbacks flash. Loose threads connect in mindblowing ways. It's the most insane and clever backstory you've ever seen and yet it all makes sense in a very satisfying way. https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/6/6b7d83bc.jpgBy the end, you learn about the vet's use of animal necromancy to establish and command the Horny Police from the shadows, ultimately creating the puritanical dystopia that exists in the world today. "You're a monster!" you cry out. "YOU took the horny away! YOU'RE the reason Mike grew up in constant fear of bonking by rabid dogs!""Guilty as charged," Furkenstein replies smugly. "We'll expose your dastardly deeds! We'll show the people all you've done!""I'd be delighted to see you begin to explain all of this to the world. But sadly, you won't live long enough to try."https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/5/5f798d50.jpgBattle time! Aw jeez it's a boss fight! Who could have seen this coming?! You're positively flabbergasted. But you've got to pull yourself together and fight! --- Hambo's alt.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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