GS4Life posted... Where do I begin with TLJ?
1. Had Luke's character due a complete 180 to subvert expectations while having a shitty pay off
2. Worst movie side quest ever (Casino Planet/this random Hacker guy will do subplot)
3. Rose crashing full speed into Finn's tiny raggedy ass seeder saved him when it should have killed the both (seriously my first reaction was Rose is a double agent)
4. Most boring episode of Star Trek ever with the dreadfully dull drawn out space chase
5. Holdo causing more problems than she's solving being cryptic as shit
6. LolSuperWoman Leia
7. Made Poe to look like a complete idiot despite Holdo kinda putting him in a bad spot
8. Finn was an awesome character in TFA, while here he's well there...
9. Turned Snoke into a joke character
10. Most impractical bomber ships introduced to cause artificial dramatic tension
And you think RoS was better?
- Finn was completely worthless. His dialogue was 90% "Rey!" He's basically a Pokemon.
- The most arbitrary step by step path to finding the ruins of the Deathstar in turbulent water using a specially designed knife that works in one singular unmarked spot of shoreline.
- Turning the Latino character into a drug smuggler.
- Completely stupid 10 second Chewbacca fakeout.
- Bill Weasley's stupid "I'm the spy" bit.
- Palpatine has somehow secretly made an armada of ships that are mini death stars.
- Ben Solo having no lines.
- The kiss.
- Pointless C3P0 fakeout.
- Turned Vader into a joke character.
- Rey Skywalker... because branding or something?
I'll admit that TLJ isn't amazing (though I think it has some of the best shots of the entire series) but Rise of Skywalker is utterly horrible.