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HashtagSEP posted...

So, in your world, since only two condiments are allowed on hot dogs, relish on hot dogs also isn't a thing?

This is like saying since ketchup and mustard are classic burger condiments, mayo on burgers is never a thing, either.

Uh, well i didn't say anything about relish. That's in a different class of condiments.

Mayo on burgers is just as disgusting as on hot dogs. And only really a thing in Canada as far as i'm aware. But anyway the point is that mayo is far from a common or ubiquitous thing for hot dogs, so it is ridiculous for someone to be puzzled about what someone else puts on their hot dog if they don't like mayo, because that is not a common thing in the first place. That's like being confused at someone saying they don't like anchovies, and then asking "so what do you put on your pizza if not anchovies?" when there are about a dozen toppings that are MUCH more common than anchovies.