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Topic	Hypothetical: Picture yourself watching a parade
darkknight109 04/09/17 10:54:12 PM #1:	Which way does the parade go, relative to your perspective? Right to left Left to right View Results These are the only two options for this hypothetical parade - you can't be clever and ask to stand in front of the parade or directly behind it. Note also that you cannot tunnel underneath the parade, as that would be a really stupid place to watch a parade from, and you lack the technology/superpowers necessary to hover above it. You must stand 90 degrees perpendicular to the parade route at approximately street level. You also can't not watch the parade; you are being accompanied by two agents, each standing to your sides who have been instructed to ensure you watch the parade by any means necessary. They will monitor you and any attempts to leave, avert your gaze, close your eyes, or otherwise obstruct your vision will be met with a gentle reminder, followed by a command, followed by a forcing your compliance. They have devices readily available that can force you to watch, no matter what you do. Fighting the agents is not an option. Both are armed and are stronger, faster, and better trained in combative arts than you. Alerting those around you is also not an option; the agency removed your vocal chords (and promised to return them at the parade's conclusion) and the crowd is too enraptured by the parade to notice more subtle pleas like sign language or tapping your foot. Any more ostentatious displays would be met with a forceful reaction from the agents. You can assume that no medical incidents or emergencies will occur during the parade.Your phone has been confiscated so as not to disrupt the proceedings. You are not being compensated, monetarily or otherwise, for your presence at this parade, but there is also no admission fee. Any prohibitive measures that would prevent you from attending, such as court-mandated restraining orders, are waived for the duration of the celebration. Your transportation to and from the parade will be handled by an external contractor at no cost to you. The parade is non-descript, but celebratory in nature and moves at approximately a normal walking speed. You are not informed of its subject in advance. --- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror! <cite>darkknight109 posted [p:876886081] in Hypothetic... [t:75219335]...</cite> <quote> Which way does the parade go, relative to your perspective? Right to left Left to right View Results These are the only two options for this hypothetical parade - you can't be clever and ask to stand in front of the parade or directly behind it. Note also that you cannot tunnel underneath the parade, as that would be a really stupid place to watch a parade from, and you lack the technology/superpowers necessary to hover above it. You must stand 90 degrees perpendicular to the parade route at approximately street level. You also can't not watch the parade; you are being accompanied by two agents, each standing to your sides who have been instructed to ensure you watch the parade by any means necessary. They will monitor you and any attempts to leave, avert your gaze, close your eyes, or otherwise obstruct your vision will be met with a gentle reminder, followed by a command, followed by a forcing your compliance. They have devices readily available that can force you to watch, no matter what you do. Fighting the agents is not an option. Both are armed and are stronger, faster, and better trained in combative arts than you. Alerting those around you is also not an option; the agency removed your vocal chords (and promised to return them at the parade's conclusion) and the crowd is too enraptured by the parade to notice more subtle pleas like sign language or tapping your foot. Any more ostentatious displays would be met with a forceful reaction from the agents. You can assume that no medical incidents or emergencies will occur during the parade.Your phone has been confiscated so as not to disrupt the proceedings. You are not being compensated, monetarily or otherwise, for your presence at this parade, but there is also no admission fee. Any prohibitive measures that would prevent you from attending, such as court-mandated restraining orders, are waived for the duration of the celebration. Your transportation to and from the parade will be handled by an external contractor at no cost to you. The parade is non-descript, but celebratory in nature and moves at approximately a normal walking speed. You are not informed of its subject in advance. --- Kill 1 man: You are a murderer. Kill 10 men: You are a monster. Kill 100 men: You are a hero. Kill 10,000 men, you are a conqueror!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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