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*Back in letter form, because there was a power outage in the building the next promo was being built in. Russia's attempts at developing a spices based power system seem to be hitting a bit of a setback. Apparently it's harder than you think to get things to run on thyme.*

To the Maniac:

"Well, that's thrown the card we had planned for next week a little bit off-kilter, although I doubt the man in question will mind terri-"

In *much* messier handwriting:

And when I'm done with YOU, the Odyssey that Mario will be going on shortly will be to FIND WHERE I LEFT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR BODY PARTS IN THE DAMNED-

Back to the cleaner handwriting, although the letter's blacked out through most of that response.

"As I was saying, he will be happy to make his appearance on net week's Combat, although we suspect you may wish to reconsider your plans to.... give yourself a little more time to prepare for what you're about to do to your body, soul, and mind, little man. We will reveal the match properly on... whatever you call your next show, I can't be bothered to find out what it is when it'll no longer exist in a month's time. And when we're someplace where the power company uses an actual energy source.

However! While you're reading this, we do have our *own* show next week- we just finished up our last show a few hours ago before... this.... happened. And since you all- most of you- some of you will be working for us after... certain events are said and done, I would advise you to sart studying your betters!

A poster is included with the letter, and it lists off a set of matches and questions for the show!

~~Main Event~~
Chaos TAKES ON Zylo
After Chaos's role in the wolfman and his partner's loss to Mass Slaughter, and his failed attempt at retrieving the Master Emerald from Metal Sonic's clutches at Sega Generations, these two look to wage one more battle in the war between them!

Miles "Tails" Prower and Amy Rose CONTRONT Metal Sonic and Dr. Ivo Robotnik
The young fox has been perplexed over the last few weeks by his nemesis Dr. Robotnik, and his challenging the foul doctor was anwsered for this week! However, Robotnik declined his inviation to a singles bout, and instead chooses to ally himself with the bearer of the Mater Emerald, Metal Sonic! Prower has his friend and partner Amy Rose to assist, but how will this go?

Kratos Aurion MEETS Caius Ballad
The red haired swordsman means to make a good showing against the man to pinned the former number 1 contender to the Master Emerald title scene, albeit in a tag team contest.

Double Top (Scyther and Golurk) and Jazz Jackrabbit FACE OFF AGAINST Piston Honda, E-123 Omega and Rick Bruiser
The Decapitation Pokemon and his partner the Unrivaled Golem Of Combat and their bunny friend take on the current Super Sonic Wrasslin' 50 RIng and Tag Champs in trios action! ...There is no story for this they just needed something to do.

Tails Doll MENACES SImon Blackquill
Tails Doll, meet Simon. Simon, meet the Tails Doll. Fight.

Rogue the Bat vs Bunnie Rabbot
Bunnie looks to show she's not to be underestimated by one third of the Sonic Heroes Tournament! Rogue looks to show that she's still got the skill to back up her popularity in the Super Sonic Wrasslin' fanbase.

Exiles vs CPU/Luxord
This match has been cancelled.

Tune in next week to Sonic Boom, if you want to see how a proper fed handles things.

Best of wishes: Percival Watson
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Hi, I'm CPU, and I'm 90% dumb, 10% water. And 10% percent poor math skills.
(CPU)