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TopicName any movie and I will tell you if it is good or bad.
TheCyborgNinja
05/06/17 11:25:54 PM
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For those who haven't seen Black Rage, it's amazing. Basically, this white guy decided to make a movie he wrote, produced, directed, and co-starred in, but it was focused on slavery in the Old South (kind of). The excuse for being white is that he's an albino black man. The box art was clearly made for the VHS release, as it has literally no connection to the movie or anyone in it.

In the opening, he and his brother (who is actually black) are working on a plantation (see: digging a random hole in the ground while a guy that looks like Jaws from the 007 movies stand over them menacingly). They find a treasure map, and somehow escape in spite of being the only two slaves and having one master right there... They essentially go on a crime spree while pursuing the treasure, most notably causing a building to collapse and stealing a bike, not riding it, then throwing it into a river sometime later. Possibly the worst scene involves what appears to be an Aztec warrior (???) minding his own business, and they drag him into the bush from behind and murder him in cold blood.

Eventually, our "heroes" make it to the ocean. The plantation owner kills the real black guy (of course), the slave master decides "enough is enough" out of nowhere and kills the owner, then he and the white "black guy" run off into the sunset together (literally), presumably intending to seek out and share the treasure.
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