LogFAQs > #879068620

You are in the hands of an unnamed person who is about to use you to smack someone else's head and nobody is around to stop it. What do you do?

A. Nothing, just pretend the head is a baseball.
B. Start screaming.
C. Be on fire somehow.
D. Abuse linguistics and be an animal bat that is also a baseball.
E. Other

First to 3 votes wins and all that standard stuff. Less if activity is low or I get bored.
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