LogFAQs > #879069126

You are now a baseball bat that is burning. If this were dnd, you would feel like you do about 1d6 more fire damage, but this is not dnd and you are wood. Maybe being on fire was not a smart move, but smart moves are for things that have brains. The person holding you is no longer holding you and is now running away in shock and shouting obscenities. As a bat, English is not your first language so it is hard to tell.

The somebody else is now approaching your flaming bat body. What do you do?

A. Nothing. This is fine.
B. Try and roll away.
C. Set them on fire.
D. Be something else.
E. Other.
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