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"Cyborg, you go on ahead," you suggest. "Robin and I can hold him off."

"In that case, I'll put on the sirens," Cyborg says, "and make sure to secure a path just in case."

Robin drops back and you both let Cyborg go on ahead. He puts on an American police siren and turns down a corner to go East. You and Robin then hit the brakes and perform sideways sliding stops.

"Very nice," you say. "Tetsuo...!"

"Kaneda...!" Robin replies.

You two chuckle and nod, glad you understood each other.

"Oh wait, we should get ready for Triple D," you say.

"Right," Robin says, snapping back to being serious.

"Do you have a rope or chain?" you ask.

"Here," he says as he tosses you his grappling hook. "But what will we be doing with this?"

"I'm thinking," you say as you wrap it around Shadowfax's handlebars, "we play a little chicken with Triple D."

"Aaah, I get it," Robin nods.

The hook's rope gets some slack, and the two of you ride side by side at DDD as DDD's hot rod drives towards you.

"C'mon now," you say, technically aimed at DDD. "C'mon now! Daddy-O ain't got the goolies for this!"

"The what?" Robin asks.

"Y'know, the stones, the 'cajones'," you say.

"Oh...!"

"Bring it on, ya lumps!" DDD shouts back.

The three of you race towards each other, closer and closer, and yet no one falters.

"C'mon now," you say again. "C'mon now! You gonna let your machine get damaged more?!"

You can just manage to make out DDD grimacing behind his steering wheel. He keeps driving full bore at you and Robin, and you two keep going with the grappling hook rope between you two.

"That bitty little floss ain't gonna do nothin' to my ride!" DDD shouts.

DDD puts Wrex's head back on the front of his car, and it starts chomping away.

"That's what we wanted!" you say. "Does your R-Cycle have surge protectors?"

"Yeah, why?"

You imbue the grappling hook with Lightning Element to thereby electrify it. Wrex's jaws open just as the rope heads in, and the electricity from the rope shorts out Wrex's wiring! The jaw stays clamped shut as you and Robin drive past on either side. As you leave DDD behind, the rope yanks Wrex's head right off! DDD's hot rod is lifted up for just a second but then clunks back down onto the street.

"Hey!" DDD shouts as he slams on the brakes and swings around. "You get that prize when you win the race!"

"Well I'm pretty sure Cyborg's on his way to the finish line," Robin says.

"Yes, I can't imagine the local interstate being that busy this time of day," you say, pointing to the traffic signs directing to Interstate 280. "Plus he has his siren and the local authorities helping clear the way."

DDD growls and slams fists on his steering wheel. You hear his pit crew and their mobile garage rumbling closer.

"Turn yourself in, Daddy-O," Robin smirks, "and we promise that 'The Heat' will only impound your ride instead of turning it into junk."

"Though I don't we can allow you and your gremlins to share cells or anything like that," you add.

"Hey!" Cyborg says through communicators. "Johnny's headed back your way!"

"What?" Robin says.

"I just told him that you guys got the dog head, and he turned around!" Cyborg says. "He doesn't care about winning as long as he gets Wrex back."
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