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TopicB8 Hunger Games XXI American Animation: I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
Pirateking2000
05/16/17 5:05:46 PM
#18:


Princess Clara finds an axe in the Cornucopia before heading out

“Jeez, a Princess such as myself doesn’t deserve all this shit! Sigh…I need a smoke”

Princess Clara snaps her fingers and small birds that you’d expect to see in some sort of Disney movie appear from out of view with a lighter and a cigarette! They light her one up before flying away

“Mmm? What on god’s green earth?”

Princess Clara notices a small steed nearby!

“Oh excellent! Hello there!”

The steed glanced back at her as the Princess pranced toward her

“What is it?”

Princess Clara pauses as the tiny pony actually responds to her

“Oh that’s interesting! You speak! English no less! Well as you can plainly see, I am a Princess and it is the job of horses such as yourself to carry me where I wish to go…as well as any luggage and such I deep necessary!

Maud looked at Clara with a dull expression

“The only thing I have any obligation carting are rocks”

Clara perked up

“Oh, than it shouldn’t be an issue then! The stallions back home help cart rocks from the mines all the time! That is what your kind is good for no?”

Maud sighed

“I have no intention helping some spoiled lady like you so now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be leaving now…”

Maud turned away coldly from the Princess and went along her morose way!

Clara glared at the little pony! What the hell was this? Was this some kind of equine revolt or something? Well if there is one thing a beautiful princess like her should know, its that rebellions should be nipped in the bud as soon as possible!

“Well there are other uses for horses of course!”

Clara got out her axe and charged forth!

Maud Pie sighed and turned around, having heard the Princess’ footsteps approach her!

“Look I thought I told you, I’m not going t-“

“DIE YOU ABOMINATION!”

Before Maud Pie knew what was happening, an axe lodged itself between her eyes! Clara hacked and slashed at the poor pony until she was but a bloody mess on the ground

“Phew! Well! I guess I am set for dinner tonight!”

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Elsewhere a certain speedster was zooming around in search of an ally

“ARTEMIS! ARTEMIS! Ugh where could she be…”

Wally West pauses for a bit and reflects on the situation!

“Ugh…this is messed up! Gotta find her…”

Suddenly a voice was heard from the shadows

“Are you looking for someone dear boy? A Miss Artemis…yes?”

Wally turned to the source of the voice to find a red cat leaning against a tree staring at him with cold eyes
“A cat? Wait…you talk?”

Katz nodded

“Indeed, and I am capable of so much more. Enough of that for now, I take it you are looking for Artemis? I can assist you in this endeavor.”

Wally studied the weird feline. This was too surreal…well then again, he did run into similarly weird things before!

“Seriously?”

Katz stepped forth

“Yes. I had run into the lady a short while ago and we had formed an alliance as you may call it. If she already returned from scouting on her end, she should be back at makeshift base. I can take you there, but only for your services in return.”
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