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Bane_Of_Despair posted...

If I die can you tell me how I die ala final destination

After a precarious incident where you were texting while driving, drove off the road, and buried your car in a lake, you had the wherewithal to swim out the windows and to the lake shore, whereupon you were set upon by a bear. You fled up a tree and were standing a safe distance above the bear's reach, but then a woodpecker came and started digging a hole right beside the branch you were standing on. Without anywhere else to put your weight, the limb snapped and sent you plummeting into a pile of rocks.