I feel the badassery of the headbutt is really under appreciated.
"I'm going to take the part of my body I should protect the most in a fight and fucking beat you with it"
Well, you see that poser's little stupid plastic badge? He's a SHIP master at arms, thinks he's really tough.
Anyway, I came back from a liberty port and I got in a small fight in my berthing. Usually these things will end without any incident, since we're all men, ya know? Well, some people decided to TELL on me and I got put in handcuffs for a small scuffle.
Anyway I was drunk and pissed off and that guy came up to me and was saying something to me while I was in cuffs so I headbutted him in the face.
I got Captain Masted for it but I ETS'd 4 months later anyway so it wasn't a big deal/