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TopicWho here eats ass??
Muffinz0rz
05/30/17 4:29:22 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
no he doesn't.

please don't assign your own behaviors to other people. it's obnoxious.

Yes he does.

When you're at a restaurant and there's a loud family next to you, does it completely ruin the experience? Not entirely. But would you prefer they be quiet and/or not there? Of course. But it's a minor inconvenience. Are you going to get up and leave mid-meal? Not at all.

It's human nature. Just because it's not perfect, doesn't mean he's going to straight up refuse. He'll just internalize his desire for a slightly better taste/smell to keep you happy. But if I can improve upon my girlfriend's experience with my donger, I'd do so in a heartbeat. And I certainly hope your boyfriend does the same.

Jen0125 posted...
i don't "request" he go down on me. he offers frequently.

I recommend taking mental notes on when he offers. Just start noting the last time you showered and the amount of time after said shower that he requests to go down on you. I bet that the larger the number of hours after said shower gets, the less he offers.

Jen0125 posted...
that's fine. as long as his crotch doesn't smell i don't have an issue going down on him if he hasn't showered in a couple of days.

You just helped my case. You "don't have an issue" going down on him. Doesn't sound very enthusiastic, right? Well, if your bf is going down on you and you haven't showered in a while, it's probably a similar "not-so-enthusiastic" reaction.
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