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We cut to a messily shaven officer from the legions of THE SATAN wrecking tanks left and right and no-selling like an overpaid wrasslin' star. He too is already dead - died a year ago, in his case. He's about to wreck everybody's shit with a GOD FIST when a lady with red hair who's covered in burns comes in to steal his kill. For shame, I say! For shame! Where's the team spirit?

Miss Burns starts infodumping a bit - apparently tall dark and scruffy is a hero, especially in comparison to Schreiber, and the city needs to fall to power a ritual - the creation of the Ark of the Covenant, prototype version. Did nobody tell these guys Indiana Jones already got his hands on the real deal or something?

Apparently not-Akuma can speak. The name of the burnt lady is Samiel, and heroman is looking for someone called Mercurius, who's unkillable. Also he's friends with the boss so no having a fancy duel with him. This infodump is coming thick and fast, but I suppose we gotta get all the introductions outta the way SOMEHOW. Looks like Samiel, Schreiber and Punchman are all part of the Obsidian Round Table, because of course you mix DARK KING ARTHUR with the ark of the covenant. Of course.

Oh, and there's a giant burning swastika in the sky. Yup. Business as usual!

And then a guy with gold hair, gold eyes and one arm plus a DARK MAN descend from the heavens. Apparently that's the leader and lieutenant of the Bible Black Round Table.

Oh hey! He's the guy speechifying before the game started properly! Interesting.
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Shine on, you crazy diamond.