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You're sitting at home one evening when you get a call from your wife saying she'll be home in just over 20 minutes and is 'looking forward' to tonight.

You can't think why, she was away for a boring work meeting with her businsess partner, a big black British man called Wesley, not doing anything exciting. She should be bored and tired when she gets back tonight after a long day of travel and graphs.

Then you hear a knock on the door and answer it to find it's Jerry with a big birthday cake and suddenly a realization hits you like a bundle of bricks to the gonads. He comes in and pops the cake on the table for you saying "I just picked up the cake we ordered fresh from the bakers and I'll put it with the presen..... Er.... Oh God [Firstname] don''t tell me you forgot again. You know how disappointed she was last time."

You have 20 minutes before she arrives.




What do you do?
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^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
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