LogFAQs > #883757591

104. Laura
http://streetfighter.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/10.05-Throw.jpg
Origin: Street Fighter
Nominator: profDEADPOOL (4/5 Remaining)
Looks: 63
Personality: 56
Projected Wife Capacity: 40
Overall Score: 53

Prof’s first defeated waifu! Laura is a character in Street Fighter. She’s Brazilian, and I just realized that like every Brazilian character in fighting games has a green and yellow aesthetic. Is it because that’s the Brazilian flag and you need to easily denote them as Brazilian? Because the equivalent is Bandit Keithing every American. Anyway, discounting Poison and Chandra Nallar, Laura is the first waifu from a series I’ve actually played/read/watched/whatever since Susan Ivanova in 125.

Laura’s a goddamned tragedy in the Looks department. She would be so much hotter with any kind of normal haircut. If the right side of her hair was reflected on the left side of her head, or if she had short hair all around, basically anything except those ugly-ass asymmetrical cornrows… alas. It’s a testament to the rest of her looks and fashion that she still scores this highly.

Personality-wise, she seems pretty pleasant. “Bohemian” is a bit of a weird word to describe someone, but hey, I’ll take it. I’ve seen weirder. She’s protective of her family, which makes sense, she’s free-spirited but not in the innocent way, and it all seems to work for her.

PWC-wise, though, she’s a traveling martial artist who hates vegetables. Man, I like vegetables. It’s going to be hard to hold down a relationship with her, especially when her job involves being beaten up.

Overall, I could take or leave Laura. I’ll be honest with you: almost any other non-evil SF girl would have placed way higher. Chun-Li, Cammy, Karin, there are a lot of high quality waifus in this series and Laura is among the lowest.
---

Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig.
Started: July 6, 2005