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TopicKanzaris plays Dies Irae [Visual Novel] [Playthrough]
KanzarisKelshen
08/04/17 4:22:27 AM
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"Well, anyways, let's leave that little spot of fun aside for now. I love you guys. Picking on you is the sole joy in my life, seriously."

The worst part is I think he means it. He says this while casually dodging a combined attack from Kei and Ren. The surge of murderous intent is real!

(Off to the side, Marie just watches in awe. Poor girl, caught in the crossfire here.)

Kasumi is due to arrive any second now. Desperate, Ren decides to swallow his pride and ask a deadly question.

"Hey, Sakurai. Could you play along with me for a while?"

"What do you mean?"

"Kasumi's on her way here."

"Is she now? What exactly do you want me to do?"

"Well, I figured we'd play things by ear."

"No, why me? I don't even like you."

Just ask her man. This is like a painful tooth extraction with no anaesthesia. May as well just get it over with as quickly as possible.

"What is it?"

"Nothing."

THE COWARDICE OF THIS MAN

"If you've got something to say, then say it."

"Get off my back, you shrew."

Ren this is not the way to find allies

"Uh, being shrews is what chicks do, man."

also shirou isn't helping

like in the slightest

"Um, say...what about me?"

pls don't bully Marie, she doesn't deserve this

"Hmm? Yeah, I dunno how to describe you. Like...tranquil and placid, but startling and alarming? Incidentally, I'm of a serenely relaxing disposition."

Kei kicks an ashtray at him this time. Then, supremely pissed off, she tries to leave. Ren, desperate not to lose her her, objects. Kei doesn't seem very inclined to listen to him, so Shirou decides to helpfully intervene.

"No, actually, this guy has the extraordinary talent of making things worse the harder he tries."

Ren and Kei respond in sync.

"Piss off."

"He's right. This is none of your concern, is it?"

Speaking of playing it by ear...

"Then I'll bring along someone it does concern!"

Cue Ellie, bringing in Kasumi on a stretcher, in a body bag. EVERYBODY stops to boggle at this. Seeing Kei with eyes wide opened is a new experience for me, as is seeing Shirou with a look of 'dafuq is dis' on his face.

"Hmm? What's wrong?"

Marie's the one to react first.

Marie unzipped the body bag, and the moment she did, a difficult to describe thing burst out of it.

"Mmph, mm, gmmmph!"

the look on Shirou's face is the look of a man who has abandoned all hope

"Friend of yours, Ren?"

"Nope. Never seen in her in my life."

I WISH we could see Ren's

He doesn't have the heart to show us THE TRUE FACE OF FEAR, so we timeskip forward.

Backed by a highly oppressive BGM, Kasumi began to lecture me

rip errybody, not even the fourth wall survived Kasumi's RAGE AWAKENED
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Shine on, you crazy diamond.
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