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...Just kidding!

(but holy shit I had to stop for a while after that. That moment had gravitas!)

"He said WHAT?!"

(even the BGM was killed instantly by that, btw. Marie just...murdered everyone)

Ren clears things up for me.

"Marie, stop reading off the cue cards those idiots are holding."

(Something I hadn't mentioned is Shirou and Ellie are standing behind Kasumi. It all makes sense now!)

Ellie's card: "How about you join us, too? I could dig that."

Shirou's card: "Ah, but I guess you'd fill the room with the stink of kendo equipment. Yeah, forget I said anything."

Ellie's card again: "But doesn't Ren have a stench fetish?"

Shirou, once more with feeling: "True, Fujii does have a perverted side to him."

Ellie, giving chase: "He was a total animal the last time we did it. He even bit my arm."

Shirou, one last time: "Ah, remembering all that made me kind of restless now. Um, Ayase, what would you say if we took some time together in private?"

"Wh-what? but I don't swing that way! W-wait, stop! Not in front of Ren!"

rip, my sides left orbit at escape velocity
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Shine on, you crazy diamond.