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TopicKanzaris plays Dies Irae [Visual Novel] [Playthrough]
KanzarisKelshen
08/04/17 4:56:23 AM
#287:


"Get the fuck out, both of you".

Shirou and Ellie feel inclined to keep the silent act going. What a pair of cards! Literally!

"Uh, but we live here."

"We? FYI, you're only freeloading at my place."

"Hey, quit screwing around already!"

"No! Not the big scary lady again!"

"You scare me when you're angry, mommy!"

"You have mouths to speak with! USE THEM!"

Rip, the Kasumi monster ate the cards, there goes all the fun

Kasumi demands a serious explanation, particularly from Shirou, who fucked off so long ago and suddenly reappeared here. For once, the boys are forced to explain, and as Shirou deals with Kasumi's anger, Ren feels nostalgia wash all over him. Just like in the good old days, isn't it?

Next up, Kasumi wants an explanation on Ellie - both who she is and why the heck she tasered her.

"ANYWAY! Who the hell are you, miss?! And how are you related to my boys?!"

"Whoa. Your boys...?"

"When did you become our mother?"

Dies really is at its best when there's abundant banter. BEST

Anyway, Kasumi presses Ellie further, who's been ignoring her olympically and looking at her phone. It earns the following response from her.

"Huh? You mean me? Who am I, you ask? Well, if I had to say, I guess I'm a fuck buddy."

Ren: "Pfft!"

Me too, man. Me too. This shocks all the other ladies majorly.

"Huh? That's not how you've been seeing me?"

Ren begins to worry for his life once again, scared they might mistake him for Ellie's, uh, very special friend instead of Shirou.

"Dude, what a curveball."

"I figured we could do that if you ever got your thing in working order. Just a plan, though."

Ren: "Huh?"

My consciousness was about to trail off toward analyzing their inexplicable conversation when I suddenly realized there was something very important I forgot to add to the equation. And that thing — that pitfall — was gaping its jaws around my feet this very moment.

I had a terrible feeling about this.

The thing Honjou had just casually launched not only caused one terrible misunderstanding, it triggered another bomb — an electric chair, if you will — veiled behind the second layer of our situation.

I'd forgotten all about it, but now it came back to bite me. Oh, shit.


ahahahahaha he didn't even realize he needed to actually swallow his pride and ask Kei to pretend

He's so fuuuuuuucked
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Shine on, you crazy diamond.
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