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Here's how to be a good Christian:

1. Go church every Sunday
2. Pay 10% of the money you make every month to your church
3. Read at least 3 chapters of the Bible every night
4. Believe with all your heart that Jesus Christ is the son of God and died for our sins and raised again on the 3rd day
5. Pray regularly, thank God for everything good that you have, praise him, ask for what you'd like him to do for you, repent of anything wrong that you've done
6. Don't use cuss words
7. Don't watch porn (obvious)
8. Don't have sex without being married
9. Once you're married, don't cheat on your wife
10. Don't watch or read Harry Potter. It's real witchcraft
11. Don't masturbate
12. Don't look at girls only to lust for them
13. Don't be jealous of people
14. Don't hold grudges. If someone does you wrong, forgive them
15. Don't support homosexuality or associate with anyone who does
16. Don't support abortion. It's infant murder

That's pretty much it. Follow these rules and you'll be a true christian like me.
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