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I was just reminded of the BB12 in-house podcast Britney/Ragan/Matt/Hayden (Surv: BvW) did halfway into the season. They basically tear into Brenchel. I thought it was hilarious and I had to save it... all the way back from 2010. I have the transcript. I'm gonna post it now to bring some joy to this topic. If you can read this all in their voices it's even better.

BIG BROTHER 12

Ragan: "Look, I know I do cast stones living in a glass house. I do realize that I have been farting... non-stop... I own that, I take it. I realize that some of my craps have been 'less than pleasant'. But you have to understand that this is a symptom of the slop. But have I been terrible lately?"
Brit: "No, I think that it was just the slop."
Ragan: "Right. Once I got off the slop, once I started being a 'Have', I was okay. So, I'm not above it, but there's no need on national television to talk about waking up with vomit all over yourself, clutching onto hundred dollar bills, that you just got from turning multiple tricks in Las Vegas. There's no need to discuss diarrhea coming out of your body, at a party, with a group of businessmen."
Hayden: "No. Definitely not."
Brit: "Agreed."

Hayden: "Now Brit, let's turn to you. What do you think? What's your take on the situation?"
Brit: "I think that the rule-of-thumb in the Big Brother house is just to always think "Is what I'm about to say classy or not?" And if it is not, you definitely need to rethink the statement. And even if you're gonna say something non-classy, perhaps don't just say anything that would make you look like a giant whore. You know, if you have slightly whore-ish moments that have to come out - you know, one or two accidents maybe - let's not say anything overtly obnoxious. And nobody wants to see your areolae."
Hayden: "In my opinion, you need to take the classic "'WWJD' - What Would Julie Do?" approach. If Julie Chen says "yes" - that's acceptable. If she says "let's turn to somebody else" - that's not acceptable."
Brit: "And Julie's a witty woman. You know, if a "that's what she said" or some other... sexual pun came up, that might be okay. But what we don't think is okay is when you workout in your bikini and we see you feedle-dop from behind."
Hayden: "Another 'no-no' is changing your bikini top in the spa."
Brit: "Right."
Hayden: "It's great... maybe once, but more than once? No."
Brit: "If we have to put your 'nip slips' together to create a breast online, that's... still not acceptable, but better than just exposing them flat out."
Hayden: "Back to you, Ragan."

Ragan: "I'm going to say that I think future Big Brother house guests should strictly abide by Hayden's recommended 'WWJD - What Would Julie Do?' Julie Chen would not expose her areolae in the backyard of the Big Brother house. Call me crazy, and trust me on this, as I'm somebody who Julie Chen regularly finds disgusting - especially on live shows-"
Hayden: "-I'll go in and agree on that-"
Ragan: "-Julie Chen would most definitely not wear underwear, walking around the house, with her vagina hanging out. I'm just going out on a limb here and saying that that's not Julie Chen."
Brit: "Covering your labia is always a good idea. I would say always."
Hayden: "Yeah, in most everyday situations, covering the private areas is recommended."
Brit: "Absolutely."
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