LogFAQs > #884987895

Brit: "-What Would Julie Chen Do?, in regards mostly to areolae, labia, discussions of tequila, vomit, stuff with one hundred dollar bills-"
Matt: "-And what have we decided?"
Ragan: "The rule is-"
Brit: "-'WWJD'-"
Ragan: "-Right. If you're in a moment where you're thinking 'Should I take out my vagina in the kitchen'- maybe stop just a moment and ask yourself "WWJD - What Would Julie Do?"
Matt: "That's good advice."
Ragan: "So do you think that Julie would expose her-"
Brit: "-Genitalia."
Matt: "I don't think Julie would do that. I think that, to a future contestant, I would say that exposing your genitalia on the kitchen table is not a sound decision."
Hayden: "That's a sound decision when you're at home with your significant other."
Matt: "Yeah. I mean, especially when you're in, like, a western region of the country, particularly. Maybe Nevada."
Brit: "Maybe Nevada."
Matt: "-ish. Generally the four corners."
Ragan: "Rule #2. If your toenail looks like this-"
Brit: "-This is intoelerable-"
Matt: "-That is toetally grotesque-"
Ragan: "If you are a saber-toed tiger, would you rather keep this toenail, or would you rather have the entire leg amputated?"
Matt: "I toen't know what I'd do in that situation."
Ragan: "You have to answer toenight."
Matt: "That's something I'll never face."

Brit: "Matt, what rules would you like to give to future Big Brother house guests?"
Ragan: "Let's get into your brain."
Matt: "Well, I think that for future Big Brother house guests, it's important to recognize that this is a social game, so you want to make sure that you're getting along with other people in the house, and that other people in the house find you affable and likable. So, when you deliver a joke, trying to make people laugh, you gotta make sure that they understand that it's a joke - so you should always have your punchline face on after telling a joke."
Brit: "Good idea. Good idea. That way we know."
Ragan: "And every joke that you tell shouldn't come from your own head, they should come from a movie like 'Old School' or 'The Cable Guy'. Really, you can make ALL your jokes come from 'The Cable Guy'. That would be great."
Brit: "That's one of the best things you could do for gameplay."
Ragan: "But be sure to punctuate your joke with a well-placed-"
Matt: "-the punchline face is key, because then other people might not know when to laugh."
Brit: "That's right. And on the same token, you may or may not experience terrible, horrific-"
Hayden: "-Intoelerable-"
Brit: "-Intoelerable jokes from your fellow house guests that are not funny and leave the entire room feeling awkward. So before you come into the house, I strongly recommend working on your fake laugh. Mine goes like this [she does a Rachel imitation]. So that when one of your house guests give you the punchline face, you can go [Rachel imitation], when really, you want to kill yourself."
Ragan: "Now this is going with the social game theme. From time to time, you may have a house guest who says something that you disagree with, but a good strategy might be - if you're trying to make friends in the house - isn't to tell them how ridiculous they are for having an opinion that's different than yours - so you may not want to say things after they express their opinion that's different than yours with an "Mhmm, I don't know, you know?"
Brit: "It's truly, again, intoelerable."
---

http://i.imgur.com/6Lra0Xf.gif
http://i.imgur.com/fZbEYu0.gif