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*After scoping out the signing area from the in-store eatery, Strife notices an MC approaching the crowd of fans in line*

MC: Welcome everyone to this special book signing. We here at Karnes and Gnoble are happy to have brokered a deal to sell autobiographies and merchandise from the absolute pinnacle of sports entertainment, the UCA! As you know, this organization has provided hard-hitting, drama-fueled action for over 10 years. We were thrilled to hear that one of its greatest wrestlers not only decided to write the first UCA book, in which we hope to be many more, but to appear here for a meet-and-greet for his most diehard fans. He was a former singles champion many times, and also tag team champion with the likes of ZeroSignal620! You know him as the "Fan Favorite of UCA"...THE KNIGHT OF NEE!

*Nee appears and sits down at the merchandise table*

MC: Ok. Everyone. We have books he will sign. Feel free to ask for pictures and questions, but please keep the line moving

*Strife stands up from the diner and gets in line, making sure to cover his face with a hood. After about 15 minutes, Strife approaches the security guys and grabs the book: Fanning the Flames: My UCA Journey. When he approaches Nee, he waits for Nee to sign it. As he does, Strife opens his hood, and then speaks.*

Strife: Mind if I get one for ZSig too?

*Strife unleashes hell on Nee’s face with the pipe, sending Nee, the pile of books, and the table flying. Security attempts to stop him, only to get kneecapped for their troubles. Crowd members in line, store cashiers, and other workers flee the store, but not before calling the cops. Nee gets pummeled back and forth with shots to his face, until his nose and orbital bones are broken. Nee stumbles trying to get away, but Strife throws the table onto Nee’s legs so he can’t get away. Strife spots an 8-9 foot tall aisle full of books in line with Nee’s body. Strife goes to the other side, musters his strength, and begins shaking and toppling the aisle. Many of the books fall onto Nee’s body as he tries to squirm away, and then…the entire aisle falls on top of Nee. He’s pinned under mass amounts of debris. Sirens and alarms are going over all over the place.

Nee’s hand is sticking out the destroyed pile, and Strife steps on it, before taking one of the signed books*

I hope ZSig likes my gift. Even if he doesn’t, this trip was still worth it.

*Cops start swarming the place, but by then, Strife was long gone. Paramedics rush the scene, and Nee is left in a heap of broken bones and blood*
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