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| Topic | Robert Baratheon **GoT spoilers** |
| pegusus123456 08/28/17 8:36:14 AM #13: | boxington posted... if Ned's brother didn't beat Littlefinger's ass, most of the stuff in the series likely wouldn't have happened There's one instance in the book where Oberyn is talking about a trip he took with Elia Martell to find potential suitors for themselves. There was one handsome, well-respected man in Oldtown, Baelor Hightower, that Elia was half in love with almost immediately....and then ol' Baelor Hightower farted in front of them. Oberyn nicknamed him Baelor Breakwind, Elia could no longer look at him without laughing, and obviously she didn't marry him. Tyrion notes to himself that Elia would probably be happily living in Oldtown if she'd married him, and he wonders how many lives were snuffed out by that one fart. --- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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