Peter Popoff's miracle water is from the Chernobyl Disaster area. That's a whole other level of lowlife.
no way, i won't even believe it
This packet contains water from the spring in Southern Russia where the pastors and Christians were led by the Holy Spirit to drink during the horrible Chernobyl nuclear accident. (I warn you, something so anointed and sacred can't be taken lightly.) As I walked to this very spring through the dark dawn . . . when I got there, it was like a light from heaven lighted up the entire area. As I knelt trembling under the awesome presence of God the Angel of the Lord commanded me to bring this Miracle Spring Water back for you to use as a powerful point of contact from many miracles in your life (the spring represents the flow of the spirit.) No one drank from this spring died from nuclear contamination. No one who followed divine leading and direction sufered illness. NOT ONE BELIEVER SUFFERED HARM. NOT ONE BELIEVER DIED. ALL WERE MIRACULOUSLY SPARED although tens of thousands were contaminated and even died.
-Peter Popoff in his letters asking for money
If ever a man needed to be pilloried....
Edit: Though it doesn't change my sentiment because he's a fucking huckster, I've found some claims that the miracle spring water is standard agua from stores. So potentially better...? >______> ---
Party leader, passive-aggressive doormat, pasta eater extraordinaire!