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dowolf posted...

On a similar note: if they hadn't gone with this plan, what, exactly, was the Night King's plan for getting past the Wall, anyways?

Somewhere in the books, I vaguely remember them referencing the white walkers essentially freezing some major river in Essos the last long night when they tried to invade.

I had this idea in my head where they just sort of freeze a little bit of the water around Eas(femalegenitaliaslang)ch and then walk around while the Night's Watch look down from the top of the wall and shake their fists.

I know its likely fresh water vs sea water and all that, but they're magical ice demons that bring extreme cold. It wouldn't have been any dumber than the Dornish subplot tbqh.
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