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Topic	I'm going golfing tomorrow. I've never golfed before.
Cj_WlLL_VVlN 09/01/17 4:37:46 AM #10:	AsianRobertLee posted... Just put the ball in the whole. It's not rocket science. In the whole what? Johnny_Nutcase posted... Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times. Jokes on you. She demands to be the person driving and told me she ran into her last partner. Your condescension won't work as I know I'm horrible and also know getting wasted at a golf course is fine. She also works at the course so I'm assuming it won't be that expensive. I always assume golf is expensive. There ya go. Start acting real macho while you drink and tell her you're the hero that's gonna take her to the next hole. Then wrap the golf cart around the tree and have sex with her under it. That's what I would do. You just seem strange. Nothing I said was macho and were both drunker right now than well get tomorrow. Is the idea of talking to a female really that crazy to you? Go to a bar, meet people. --- Give me your tired, your poor,Your masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest tossed, to me. <cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted [p:885826672] in I'm going ... [t:75729859]...</cite> <quote><cite>AsianRobertLee posted...</cite> <quote>Just put the ball in the whole. It's not rocket science.</quote> In the whole what? <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote>There ya go. If you wrap the golf cart around the tree doing 13mph she'll remember that. She'll forget all about how awful you are at golf an immediately have sex with you. I've had it happen to me a hundred times.</quote> Jokes on you. She demands to be the person driving and told me she ran into her last partner. Your condescension won't work as I know I'm horrible and also know getting wasted at a golf course is fine. She also works at the course so I'm assuming it won't be that expensive. I always assume golf is expensive.</quote> There ya go. Start acting real macho while you drink and tell her you're the hero that's gonna take her to the next hole. Then wrap the golf cart around the tree and have sex with her under it. That's what I would do.</quote> You just seem strange. Nothing I said was macho and were both drunker right now than well get tomorrow. Is the idea of talking to a female really that crazy to you? Go to a bar, meet people. --- Give me your tired, your poor,Your masses yearning to breathe free,The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.Send these, the homeless, tempest tossed, to me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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