This is genius. I should move to California and become a gang member.
so come do it. what's stopping you?
oh wait, you're full of shit
My current job would pay way more than that and I live on the other side of the world for starters. Plus it's California. Rest assured though, if this is still intact decades later and I have nothing to lose I might go to california, increase the state's mortality rate and get paid for it.
One of the stipulations is you don't commit crime. ---