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DB_Insider posted...

God wtf was gamefreak thinking making variation of this butt ugly pokemon

"we need to pad out the pokedex with redundant crap since we aren't using any old ones this time, and people will be pissed if the game only has like 90 pokemon. ok so let's make two legendary trios"
"but we don't have the time to do that"
"who cares. just make some guy in a cloud, then make two more of him in different colors. if people really care, we can add some crappy bird form or something in the next game. call it a therian form or some crap"

"ok cool. what else?"
"oh. um, take that grass monkey,"
"this one?"
"yeah. that one, and now make one in fire and water as well."
"um ok. it probably won't look so good"
"who cares, just do it"

"ok they're hideous but that's six monkey pokemon. now what."

"add some evolutions and preevolutions"

"hm? like what?"

"see that chinchilla thing? Take off its scarf, boom. new pre-evolution. easy as pie"

"but it's just the same as before but without a scarf..."

"THEY won't care. And that gear pokemon? make it a three-stage line."
"but it already barely changes from Klink to Klingklang...does it really need three forms?"
"just delete one of the cogs from the end form and call it a secondary stage"

"um ... ok."

"oh and also make that cell pokemon into a three-stage line. and the icicle cream cone. and also the schnauzer. oh, and why haven't you made a useless generic fish pokemon yet? what else are we supposed to spam the water routes with?"

*sigh*