The mods don't even know I exist.
41.38% (12 votes)
12
I can make people "disappear"
3.45% (1 vote)
1
I am a moderator.
10.34% (3 votes)
3
I can get anyone to simp for me.
6.9% (2 votes)
2
I make TOPICS with random CAPITAL letters and I'm IMMUNE to moderation
0% (0 votes)
0
used to be posting hot AF girls, now da mods hate tbh
0% (0 votes)
0
I have never lost an internet argument, and never will
3.45% (1 vote)
1
I have no super-power.
27.59% (8 votes)
8
When I drunk post, I luckily never say anything stupid
0% (0 votes)
0
I only come up with good posts/topics when I'm sitting on the toilet
6.9% (2 votes)
2