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TopicDo you think there is anything the WWE can do about the Ukraine-Russia problem?
Norman_Smiley
02/26/22 3:01:57 PM
#29:


They bring back Vladimir Kozlov and Rusev, bring up Ilja from NXT UK, and then some manager for them.

They all come out to a theme song based on the Russian national anthem. The manager is saying how much like Mother Russia is taking over world, they are here to take over the WWE. Make some sleeper cell references. Start passing the mic around first to Rusev. He talks mad shit, says Belarus stands with Russia. Then Ilja gets the mic. He goes on about dominating the rest of the world.... wrestling entertainment universe.

Finally Vladimir gets the mic. He's seething. He simply says "I'm Ukrainian you ______" whatever the harshest word is the WWE is willing to put here. Ideally he would say "mother fuckers" and get bleeped, even going off script do so. He goes on an ass kicking spree until 1 or 2 other Russian wrestlers show up and he's getting his ass whooped. Every couple of minutes the manager takes the mic and asks if he quits. Each time he shouts "NO!"

After a few minutes of this some WWE stars start coming out and standing on at the entry way under the titan tron. None coming to help, just looking on.

After a few false come backs, Kozlov finally manages to take everyone out and is then stalking down the cowering manager. Vince McMahon comes out and is somehow coherent and says no one can lay hands on the leadership and he has to stop right there, etc. Kozlov spits on the ground and lays waste to the manager.

Kozlov's music plays and the WWE super stars finally come to the stage to congratulate them but he leaves, just looking at them all in disgust.

That's the best WWE could hope to do if they want to touch on this.

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