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TopicIs Pete Davidson a LEGEND?
Jiek_Fafn
04/03/22 6:09:12 PM
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Gather round children, and let me tell you the legend of Pete "Skete" Davidson, slayer of the unholy ass, eater of the holy ass, and liberator of the common woman's ass.

Some say he wasnt actually born by traditional methods. They claim his mother was impregnated by BGE. Others reckon he was created in a lab by a group of drunken lady scientists after a girls night out. Some think he might not even have been real at all. Some sort of group hallucination.

I like to believe that there's a little bit of Pete inside all of us. That his dick is so big that it's deep inside of us always. Filling us with it's everlasting love.

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