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It sucks to be out of pocket but at least you got a delicious meal you should be thankful for and not bitter about.

Unlike the time the former WWE Tag Team Champion and Harvard Educated Lawyer (who is undefeated in Court) David "A List" Otunga refused to turn up on Raw. And instead stayed in his hotel room and talked trash live via satellite.

Instead of going downstairs and just getting some cheap food, Otunga ordered a $400 meal to eat while he insulted everyone that he didn't respect (which is a long list) and when it arrived. He arrogantly slammed the door in the face of the hotel staff when they asked for a tip.

http://i.imgur.com/JcAy848.png

Moments later he heard a knock on the door and assumed it was the same man demanding his tip more forcefully. In exasperation he opened the door again to find none other than his arch rival John Cena waiting for him who delivered a furious beatdown feast with extra punishment and a side helping of suffering, leaving Otunga twitching in agony on the floor. Regretting not keeping his words soft and sweet because the only dinner he was getting that night was crow.

https://youtu.be/QIUoVyguVYs?t=32

And you gotta believe if Otunga had either just made the effort to get his own food or tipped the hard-working blue-collar hotel staff, then he would have been absolutely fine and enjoyed a delicious meal. Instead it ended up all over the floor.

Don't be bitter about what you lost, be happy about what you have. Don't be an Otunga, be a Cena. Think of it as having 2 delicious meals and having a great time at Easter. That's something to savour