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TopicLet's talk about some of our favourite youtubers who don't suck.
DespondentDeity
04/15/22 7:46:24 PM
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WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
I get excited whenever anyone else recognizes him.

He's single and has been for a few years. He's always on his quest to find the girlfriend who meets the following criteria:
* of age
* consenting
* alive
* non-related
* doesn't like mongoose
* cis-gendered
* female

I used to live in the same apartment building as this guy. Youll see his ass riding his chopper bike all the time and he uses his wands to change the traffic signals and shit. Funny thing about that is that he has multiple wands so if it didnt work right away hed keep pulling a different one out and waving em til the light would change. He would also stand out front of the apartment and read off the Youtube comments from the haters and do some wand waves after reading them and saying the username; this one time I was just sitting out there smoking a cig with my brother and he was doing that shit and my brother was like, hey man what are you doing? and Cobes was just like, everyones a critic, but well see how they like it HAAA and then lit a cigar.

He also would do this shit when he worked at Wendys where he would just clean as close as fucking possible to wherever you were eating, you know like within oh sorry range if the customer would say something but no one would ever say anything cuz he has some incredibly obvious mental condition.

He is a really creative person tbh

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